{"id":417,"date":"2013-09-12T14:24:17","date_gmt":"2013-09-12T14:24:17","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2013-09-12T14:24:17","modified_gmt":"2013-09-12T14:24:17","slug":"pastiche-de-boris-vian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clg-moliere-ivry.fr\/?p=417","title":{"rendered":"Pastiche de Boris Vian"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pastiche de la Complainte du progr\u00e8s<\/i>  de Boris Vian<\/span>.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Ah, Vasilisouille ! Viens m\u2019embrasser\u2026<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Et je te donnerai\u2026<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Un attrape-carottes, un fabrique-linotte,<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Un anti-gigote, un joli vide-hotte <\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Et du Vanissimo.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Du savon qui clignote, qui pleure et qui zozote,<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Un aspire-ciel, un \u00e9tire-lavabo,<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Une serpi\u00e8re pour faire la pri\u00e8re,<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Un bel aviateur pour \u00e9chauffer son c\u0153ur,<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Des sardines mortes<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Et des menaces-portes<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Et des petits chanceux qui exaucent nos v\u0153ux !<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Quand on s\u2019\u00e9nerve<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

On se rebelle.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Il faut qu\u2019on se serve de sa cervelle.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Maintenant que voulez-vous,<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

La vie est si lente.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

J\u2019ai construit une rampe<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Et j\u2019ai pens\u00e9 \u00e0 vous !<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Ah, Vasilisouille ! Excuse-toi,<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

Ou je reprends tout \u00e7a\u2026<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

                        <\/span>                                   <\/span><\/span>Loubna, 6\u00e8me<\/sup> E<\/span>\n<\/p>\n

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Pastiche de la Complainte du progr\u00e8s<\/i>         <\/span>de Boris Vian<\/span>.<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

 <\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Ah, Vasilisouille ! Viens m\u2019embrasser\u2026<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Et je te donnerai\u2026<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

 <\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Un attrape-carottes, un fabrique-linotte,<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Un anti-gigote, un joli vide-hotte <\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Et du Vanissimo.<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Du savon qui clignote, qui pleure et qui zozote,<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Un aspire-ciel, un \u00e9tire-lavabo,<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Une serpi\u00e8re pour faire la pri\u00e8re,<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Un bel aviateur pour \u00e9chauffer son c\u0153ur,<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Des sardines mortes<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Et des menaces-portes<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Et des petits chanceux qui exaucent nos v\u0153ux !<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

 <\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Quand on s\u2019\u00e9nerve<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

On se rebelle.<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Il faut qu\u2019on se serve de sa cervelle.<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Maintenant que voulez-vous,<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

La vie est si lente.<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

J\u2019ai construit une rampe<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Et j\u2019ai pens\u00e9 \u00e0 vous !<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

 <\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Ah, Vasilisouille ! Excuse-toi,<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

Ou je reprends tout \u00e7a\u2026<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

 <\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

 <\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

                                                           <\/span><\/span>Loubna, 6\u00e8me<\/sup> E<\/span>\n\t<\/p>\n

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Pastiche de la Complainte du progr\u00e8s  de Boris Vian. Ah, Vasilisouille ! Viens m\u2019embrasser\u2026 Et je te donnerai\u2026 Un attrape-carottes, un fabrique-linotte, Un anti-gigote, un joli vide-hotte Et du Vanissimo. Du savon qui clignote, qui pleure et qui zozote, Un aspire-ciel, un \u00e9tire-lavabo, Une serpi\u00e8re pour faire la pri\u00e8re, Un bel aviateur pour \u00e9chauffer son c\u0153ur, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-417","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-archives","7":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clg-moliere-ivry.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clg-moliere-ivry.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clg-moliere-ivry.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clg-moliere-ivry.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clg-moliere-ivry.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clg-moliere-ivry.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clg-moliere-ivry.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clg-moliere-ivry.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clg-moliere-ivry.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}